{"id":383,"date":"2017-08-15T18:14:51","date_gmt":"2017-08-15T18:14:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/?p=383"},"modified":"2017-09-08T22:49:30","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T22:49:30","slug":"m-y-o-p-i-a-6-do-cell-phones-sink-seinfeld","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/?p=383","title":{"rendered":"M.Y.O.P.I.A. #6: Do Cell Phones Sink Seinfeld?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seinfeld stopped filming new episodes nearly twenty years ago. The show remains popular on reruns, and still garners new and young viewers. For good reason, Seinfeld was brilliant. It featured metaphors people relate toward everyday life. We all encounter \u201clow-talkers,\u201d want to define the taboo of \u201cdouble dipping,\u201d maybe even meet incantations of \u201cSoup Nazis.\u201d Since the time the show ended, cell\/smart phones have greatly altered social interactions. Maybe you&#8217;ve discussed, or pondered, the topic of how cell phones might change Seinfeld. Maybe you&#8217;ve read <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=seinfeld+cell+phone+theory&amp;oq=seinfeld+cell+phones&amp;gs_l=psy-ab.1.0.0i71k1l2.0.0.0.3185.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0..0.0....0...1..64.psy-ab..0.0.0.57QTvHVhUYw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">articles and theories<\/a> on the internet that go so far as to say some episodes become obsolete in the age of cell phones. Against such criticism, does Seinfeld become an acronym: <strong>S<\/strong>itcom <strong>E<\/strong>xists <strong>I<\/strong>rrelevantly <strong>N<\/strong>ow <strong>F<\/strong>or <strong>E<\/strong>very <strong>L<\/strong>ater <strong>D<\/strong>emographic? Is there justification to the theory that Seinfeld loses poignancy in our new technological age?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-406\" src=\"https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/pilot-episode-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"217\" height=\"122\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/pilot-episode-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/pilot-episode.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 217px) 100vw, 217px\" \/>The Seinfeld pilot debuted in 1989, but the first season didn\u2019t air until a year later. The show ended in 1998. Cell phones became more common in the mid to late 90s. Later episodes commonly incorporate cell phones, but earlier years do have some common communication barriers. Here are some examples.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Parking Garage:<\/strong> The four friends split up to search for Kramer\u2019s car in the large parking structure, and no one can find one another in the huge complex.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Phone Message:<\/strong> George leaves awkward and frustrated messages on a girlfriend\u2019s answering machine. When he learns she\u2019s just been unexpectedly out of town, he and Jerry hatch a plan t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-407\" src=\"https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/kramer-armoire-300x225.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"191\" height=\"143\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/kramer-armoire-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/kramer-armoire.png 714w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 191px) 100vw, 191px\" \/>o steal the answering machine tape.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Soup_Nazi\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>The Soup Nazi:<\/strong> <\/a><\/span>Two so-called street toughs steal an armoire Kramer is supposed to guard for Elaine, and he can\u2019t immediately call for help.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Engagement:<\/strong> Jerry and George make a pact to renew old relationships and get married, but Jerry decides not to follow through. Having no way to contact his friend, <strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-410 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/bubble-boy-300x210.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"221\" height=\"155\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/bubble-boy-300x210.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/bubble-boy-768x538.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/bubble-boy.jpg 920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 221px) 100vw, 221px\" \/><\/strong>George gets engaged.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Bubble Boy:<\/strong> Jerry and Elaine are following George in a separate car to the Hamptons. George has the directions, but he drives too fast and the group gets separated.<\/p>\n<p>Here are five episodes that would play out different with cell phones. Simply applying cell-phones to Seinfeld, however, misses the whole point. Seinfeld wasn\u2019t about a way to fix awkward situations characters got into; the show was about characters being stuck in awkward situations like real people genuinely get stuck in. Sure, cell phones might offer a simple fix, but that wouldn\u2019t mean end results would change. In some other way, George would still end up at the Bubble\u2019s Boy\u2019s house arguing over <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Ia02fGpUQfU\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u201cthe Moops.\u201d<\/a> Elaine would still have her armoire stolen, even if it meant the street toughs frightened Kramer so much he ran away. Jerry would have still gotten arrested for public urination while searching for the car in the parking garage. Even in the age of cell phones, people forget where they park, and people still sometimes really need to urinate.<\/p>\n<p>Notice that people don\u2019t seem to make cell-phone comparisons to other popular shows of the era like Friends, or Wings (was this show popular\u2026it always seemed to be on), or Home Improvement. Seinfeld was, and still is, extremely relatable. Although cell-phones might offer an alternative to some Seinfeld situations, there are only a tiny minority of easy fixes in this complex show.<\/p>\n<p>What about when Jerry dates a deaf girl and she misreads his lips in saying, \u201cHow about six, <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-409\" src=\"https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/elaine-benes-from-seinfeld-300x224.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"233\" height=\"174\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/elaine-benes-from-seinfeld-300x224.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/elaine-benes-from-seinfeld-768x574.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/elaine-benes-from-seinfeld.jpeg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 233px) 100vw, 233px\" \/>six is good?\u201d How about where George finds immense success by doing the exact opposite of all his instincts? What about all of Kramer&#8217;s get rich quick schemes, and Elaine having to buy the absolute perfect socks for one of many of her ridiculous bosses? The sitcomhelped bridge gaps on topics a bit odd to discuss, ranging from masturbation and nose-picking, to shrinkage and proctology. Phrases people still use in everyday speech stem from Seinfeld: master of your domain, not that there\u2019s anything wrong with that, a puffy shirt, a manzier\/bro, top of the muffin to you, yada-yada. People even celebrate the holiday of <a href=\"http:\/\/festivusweb.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Festivus.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Had Seinfeld lasted a few more seasons, cell phones would have continued to integrate, and it would have been interesting to see how characters responded some of the gripes that come with them, like auto-typing errors, the growing trend of people cancelling\/changing last minute plans via text, or the use of apps, of which, surely Kramer could come up with something ridiculous. Yet, the characters still would have had mix-ups and mishaps. They could have discussed who was worthy to call on a dying battery, or could have been sent the wrong way by google maps. But, Seinfeld and the situations in the show were meant to exist in the 90s.<\/p>\n<p>The show is a fantastic time capsule to the period. It was an allegory of everyday life during the 90s and created a poignant social commentary, but in reality, times haven\u2019t changed all that immensely. Yes, there have been technological changes since the 90s, but socially, people are people. Seinfeld stills capture the attention of younger audiences because the characters and the things they faced are still relevant to young and old audiences alike, and will probably continue to be for as long as people continue to eat \u00e9clairs off the top of garbage, discuss the importance of the various buttons on shirts, or make bum deals over the ownership of a girl\u2019s bike. As long as people wish to laugh at the society around them, and at themselves in turn, Seinfeld will always have a place in our culture.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hulu.com\/seinfeld\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-405\" src=\"https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/at-monks-300x190.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"385\" height=\"244\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/at-monks-300x190.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/at-monks-768x487.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/at-monks.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 385px) 100vw, 385px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Could cell phones really change the world of the sitcom, Seinfeld?  Do people who wish to throw in the technology of today even seem to understand the whole point of the show? All this, and more&#8230;possibly, in the latest M.Y.O.P.I.A.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":408,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[44,43,10,42,45,35,41,46],"class_list":["post-383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-myopia","tag-elaine","tag-george","tag-jeremy-schnee","tag-jerry","tag-kramer","tag-myopia","tag-seinfeld","tag-seinfeld-cell-phone"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=383"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":476,"href":"https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383\/revisions\/476"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeremyschnee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}